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The Uffone

The origin of the Uffone is shrouded in mystery. Some say it was forged by celestial beings, some say it is not of this world at all. Weiterlesen

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Breaking News: The Uffone has fallen

The Uffone, forged from materials so heavy they would break the periodic table of elements, about as sturdy as dry wheat cookies, after service in the Uff-tribe since 5000 BC, has ruptured under the pressures of modern society and the heavy duty of being a philosophers mute comrade. Newsroom25 has exclusive content coming shortly.

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Our Post-Halloween-Edition of 5 Questions … : „You can’t put Pride in your Wallet“ says The Strange Toddler Man

On the 12th of November, which is also known as the scariest of days, a very peculiar person (?) visited the school. Naturally, led by my recently awakened journalist senses, I have decided to speak to this mysterious figure and find out more about them.  Weiterlesen